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                      | News: 
                        Sorry! The site went down for a minute or twenty on August 
                        4th. because during some routine mantenence and installation 
                        we discovered that the previous owner of the building 
                        had no business wiring anything. We 
                        found this inside our wall. 
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                      NOTE: 
                        In order to welcome our mobile clientelle, we've switched 
                        to a smartphone-friendly (more or less) layout.  
                        Bear with us; as we're trying to be helpful, we've tested 
                        it thoroughly, but not on every phone. 
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                         NEWS: 
                          So we've decided to roll out our BarHopper program as 
                          an online recipe book app. You can still purchase the 
                          standalone program of it for Windows/Linux by clicking 
                          here. 
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            YES! 
              You CAN 
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              BarHopper!  
              It's old but we LOVE it, 
              and you can store your 
              OWN recipes! 
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                              NOTE: 
                                This is the obligatory notice for you to leave 
                                now 
                                if you are under the legal drinking age of wherever 
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                                 We 
                                  hope you find your favorite drink! And, while 
                                  you anticipate your delicacy... 
                                    
                                   
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                         This week's pop Quiz: 
                          Which of the above Z-P characters are drunk? Answer: 
                          Probably all of them. (Please drink responsibly!) 
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                          The 
                            bartender says 
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